#A Momentary Lapse Of Reason

[confesspinkfloyd]

I hate myself more than A momentary lapse of reason

[more-relics]

David Gilmour at the Diamond Club in Toronto, Ontario Canada in 1987. © Jim Prue

[pinkfloyd-musicartnaturelove]

David Gilmour and Nick Mason | 1987

[tilbageidanmark]

Floyd in Pink

[crowded-empty-places]

There are many things you often hear, but you don't actually listen to, nor reflect upon. For instance, a proud parent that leans over a smiling baby in a pram and unequivocally states: "such a happy child". This, of course, is just one possible explanation, because there is absolutely no way to dismiss the possibility that the child is actually imagining growing up into adolescence, binding the mother to a bed, each limb to a corner, skin her alive, rape her, leave her to die an agonizing death, and turning to the father, naked, gagged and bound to a chair, and, armed with a hammer, proceed to free the kneecap from the knee, make it slide down the leg between the skin and the tibia, until it sits on top of the tarsus, and painstaikingly rotate it until it bulges from the sole of the foot, in front of the calcaneus, at which point, with a pairing knife, the sole of the foot is cut open and the kneepcap extracted. The same happens to other kneecap, finishing with the proverbial emasculation and disembowling. All of it drowned by Bach's French Suite no.2. Now, can it also be unequivocally stated that this is not a possibility?

[band-ranking-polls]

PINK FLOYD: ROUND 1

[chirpychipslive]

THE REAL DEFINITIVE OBJECTIVE PINK FLOYD ALBUM TOURNAMENT

[biveaday]

Can Bive A Momentary Lapse Of Reason?

She’s having A Momentary Lapse Of Reason right now, give her a moment

drawing + bive closeup

got two more asks to do after this

day 36 - momentary bive of reason

[guerrilla-operator]

Pink Floyd // Learning to Fly

Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted Just an earthbound misfit, I

[nedison]

Earthbound Misfit - Anthony Moore (198?)

Here's a cool Slapp Happy / Pink Floyd curio: Anthony Moore's original demo for what would become the Floyd radio hit Learning To Fly. It's actually amazing to hear how many elements AM brought to the table before Gilmour, Carin and Ezrin had their way with it and added some more words.

[mitjalovse]

I talk of Gilmour and don't mention his major claim to fame? Yes, I forgot to mention his work with Pink Floyd. While the debate on whether or not they should be seen as that band under his leadershop remains, I would call them another edition of the group, which basically survived a lot, so their final incarnation does make sense. Gilmour transformed the band into an outgrowth of his solo work at the time, but I would suggest him collaborating with Wright and Mason made what he did on his own better. We mustn't forget – Pink Floyd didn't go all Chicago in their late 80's return, they became a progressive MOR rock. Believe me, this description sounds way more pejorative than intended, since they did something quite extraordinary – they still remained themselves.

[confesspinkfloyd]

roger waters is a war-supporting saggy ball sack you guys better go listen to amlor

[more-relics]

David Gilmour  Pink Floyd in rehearsal at Pearson International Airport. Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. September 1987. Photo Dimo Safari. © The Toronto Sun.

[pinkfloyd-musicartnaturelove]

Nick Mason | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | 1987

[icecreaminacoma]

THE DANK SOUND OF THUNDER - PINK FLOYD'S THE DELICATE SOUND OF THUNDER CRACK

Ahhhh, backstage... the energy is frenetic. A band are getting ready to take to stage and give it their all. Their passions are displayed in their full---

RECORD SCRATCH

David: WHERE TF IS EVERYONE???

Rick: 😎👑

David: Why is he always like this?

David: *stomps to the musicians room backstage and comically bursts in like kool aid man*

Nick: *drinking tea and eating crustless pie while acting as a therapist*

Tim: It all started when I was 6...

Nick: *not really listening and eating pie*

Rachel and Machan: *listening to 'Born to Die' by Lana Del Rey while they have a spa session. They're reading magazines, doing each others nails and other girly shit*

Gary and Durga: *Blasting white girl anthems comically loud and bass boosted like 'A Thousand Years' by Christina Perri and 'A Thousand Miles' by Vanessa Carlton*

Scott: MY TUMBLR IS DOWN *panics in mullet*

Jon: *stood in the corner being a sad boi*

Jon: I'm nervous 🥺

Guy: *materialises out of thin air*

Jon: *shocked pikachu face*

Guy: don't worry bro I gotchu *opens arms and hugs Jon*

Jon: hugs are nice 🥰🥰

David: WE'RE GOING ON STAGE IN 3 SECONDS WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING???

Everyone in the room: *bombastic side eye*

David: 👁👄👁

Rachel: bestie it won't take us long to get ready 😃

David: THEY NEED US ON STAGE NOW

Rachel: k cool thanks *slams door on David*

David: I SWEAR IF YOU--

*opens door and finds everyone is suddenly ready for the show*

Rachel: told you

Machan: let my girl cook 😩✨️

Gary: I can't wait for the new Lana Del Rey album 😩

Durga: sad girl era bestie 💅🏻😗

Scott: MY TUMBLR IS BACK BITCH

Tim: Why am I here?

Nick: *sips tea besties*

Jon and Guy: *violently making out*

Guy: I told you I'll always watch over you.

Jon: wait... y-you're an angel? 😳

Guy: YOU DUMB BITCH I'M A GHOST

*teleports away*

Jon: Oh my god 🤠

Guy: *teleports to Rick*

Rick: told you that that trick would be useful *is secretly a thousand year old vampire who lives in a giant castle and didn’t die in 2008 and is actually there right now*

Guy: thanks for teaching me bestie 😌💅🏻